Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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