I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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