im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
