just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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