There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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