I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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