Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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