We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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