If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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