i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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