Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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