I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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