Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize