thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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