so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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