dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she smelled like a LAN party
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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