More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
