either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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