Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
be right there i have to get my cape
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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