I hate all girls vehemently.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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