Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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