He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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