found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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