ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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