I think I am morally bankrupt
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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