He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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