Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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