Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think a kid would responsible me up
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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