she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she looked like the before picture.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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