Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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