I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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