Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
