My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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