Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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