they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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