awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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