Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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