Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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