I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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