When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he thought i was a dude.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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