i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My bed smells like the plague
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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