Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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