I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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