Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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