I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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