the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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