He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There r osticjed everywhere
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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