i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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