Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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