absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
