i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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