is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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